The Minneapolis/St. Paul Star Tribunepublished a story that made the rounds on the internet last week. Apparently the wobble of the Earth's axis has caused a realignment of the heavens such that most everyone's zodiac sign has changed. Also, the astrological powers that be have resurrected an old zodiac sign, Ophiuchus, that was discarded by the wasteful Babylonians. I wonder if this will be good for business at Madame Rose Renee's place on Airport Highway.